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Jonesy:
The Honourable Member for Cape York just made my day with his member name!  :icon_thumleft:

Bill: “Hey Richie look at this!"
Richie: "What is it Bill?"
Bill "Puma. Puma pants."
Richie ”Well f*ck me, go and clean it up Bill FFS."
Bill ”No no Richie; Puma pants."

Sorry just had to share.  :laughing7:

Apologies if the language is considered inappropriate - Blame Billy

PUMAPANTS:
haha someone has finally figured it out............good on ya jonesaj!

Jonesy:

--- Quote from: PUMAPANTS on Jun 02, 2016, 04:24:43 PM ---haha someone has finally figured it out............good on ya jonesaj!

--- End quote ---
BILL: Hail Ritchie, hail the great man, haiiilll!

Maybe it's a NQ thing?

DMaximus:
Kiwi Land



Brian had been in the hotel business in Sydney for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in New Zealand as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet..

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, Thank you!'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .. I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there..

By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us!

My Names Earl:
Seen these the other day and just had to have them?????????

Latest Isuzu must have accessory, these will seriously improve the off road performance

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