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Today's Smile
Dino700:
Baaaa
Dino700:
😀
Myst:
A bra and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The three of them walk up to the bar keeper and ask for three beers.
The bar keeper looks them up and down suspiciously before replying "No, sorry, i cant get you any drinks and you'll have to leave the bar immediately".
Shocked, the bra asks the bar keeper why they have to leave.
He replies
"Well, you're off your tits, and those two are running around trying to start something"
:icon_salut:
mydmax2:
It was raining and cold, saw a rainbow and thought GOLD.
I drove real fast, get there first I was told.
Disappointment was had, it looked real bad.
The sight that I saw would make anyone sad.
There sat Bill Shorten with a badge on, you guessed,
It was like a Rainbow and in big letters it said YES.
The silly goat is only after the votes,
His crew have caused problems with plenty of boats.
I went to the far end to see my gold stash,
Found different people some smoking the hash.
Once again disappointment reigned supreme,
Rainbow hijackers had stolen the dream.
DMaximus:
Nuff Said!
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