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wj957:
I was down the park the other day and a young blonde told me I was a 'bit of a looker'.

I think "voyeur" is the word she used.

wj957:
YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD PIG, NEW TRICKS

I have lived and worked alone for the best part of 20 years, with minimal social interaction.
As the years and my reflux have progressed, I've developed a volumes' belching problem.

On a camping trip over the past week with my brother, he began coaching me on the etiquette of a silent burp.

On our way home we stopped for coffee and lunch. Sitting at the table I felt the rising from within and managed a very subdued, almost silent burp.

As James turned to commend my new found manners, I leant a little to the left, raising my right cheek,
and FARTED!

OldMucks:

Steve I:
I was stopped by the police, around 2am this morning.
The officer asked, where am I going at this time of the morning.
I replied "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as the dangers of smoking and staying out late".
The officer replied, "Oh Really" and who is giving that lecture, at this time of night ?

My wife  :laughing7:

Steve

 

Ray68:
BMW complaint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJhOSdxQVg

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