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yvesjv:
A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’
The boyfriend went ‘Ummm, welllll, ahh….’
The girlfriend said ‘Come on honey. We’ve been together for so long now. You can tell me anything and I won’t be upset. I want you to be honest with me’
‘Ok’ said the boyfriend ‘I dated your sister’.

yvesjv:
Earthquake response from the Feds below, love funny satire.
https://chaser.com.au/national/nsw-to-receive-700m-disaster-relief-after-victoria-hit-by-earthquake/

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--- Quote from: yvesjv on Sep 23, 2021, 06:05:22 AM ---Earthquake response from the Feds below, love funny satire.
https://chaser.com.au/national/nsw-to-receive-700m-disaster-relief-after-victoria-hit-by-earthquake/

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ROTFL  Sadly, it's not too far from the truth.

Luigi:
Proud husband to stranger on train: " Look at this pic of my wife, isn't she stunning?"

Stranger: 'Geez mate if you think she's stunning, you should see my wife!'

Husband: 'Really, is she gorgeous too?'

Stranger: 'No, she's an optician'

guyfromaus:
TWO ladies having a chat
one says my grandma is 100 years old and got a letter from  the Queen
the other said my daughter is 14 and  got a text from Prince Andrew!

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