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Offline mach

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #105 on: Mar 25, 2017, 12:25:27 PM »
I drive a dmax, but maybe should look at a great wall, Oh well at least I have the afl year off
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #106 on: Mar 30, 2017, 12:01:45 PM »
Rain rain going home early today!  ;D

Stay safe Guys and MUX owners.
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #107 on: Apr 10, 2017, 08:03:51 AM »

What can I say.....  :laughing7:


 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #108 on: Apr 10, 2017, 12:48:30 PM »
"People will forget what you said, they will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel"

 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #109 on: Aug 21, 2017, 12:06:27 PM »



I hope you watched this Danny!
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #110 on: Aug 21, 2017, 12:09:32 PM »
Certainly did, wouldnt miss a game. In fact I am going over to watch them live this Sunday :)
"People will forget what you said, they will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel"

 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #111 on: Aug 21, 2017, 12:11:51 PM »
In fact I am going over to watch them live this Sunday :)

Lucky you!  :icon_thumleft:

Can't beat a good game at the "G"
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #112 on: Aug 21, 2017, 07:25:06 PM »
I went to the doctor about my hearing problem.
He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homer's a bald fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #113 on: Aug 23, 2017, 10:25:17 PM »
 :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:

'cracked me up Luigi.. I had to read it twice, good one  :icon_thumleft:

Cheers mate!
Carpe Diem... Memento mori!
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #114 on: Aug 24, 2017, 06:57:24 PM »
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Father's Day is coming... that means Dad Jokes!!!

@ Binary Man: I saw this  ^^^ comment on the 1st page so I thought a Dad joke would be due about now. Maybe there are some better ones out there?
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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #115 on: Aug 25, 2017, 02:25:23 PM »
Baaaa
Lsu
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #116 on: Aug 29, 2017, 05:37:31 AM »
😀
Lsu
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #117 on: Aug 29, 2017, 11:42:02 AM »
A bra and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The three of them walk up to the bar keeper and ask for three beers.

The bar keeper looks them up and down suspiciously before replying "No, sorry, i cant get you any drinks and you'll have to leave the bar immediately".

Shocked, the bra asks the bar keeper why they have to leave.

He replies

"Well, you're off your tits, and those two are running around trying to start something"

 :icon_salut:
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #118 on: Aug 29, 2017, 03:34:56 PM »
It was raining and cold, saw a rainbow and thought GOLD.
I drove real fast, get there first I was told.

Disappointment was had, it looked real bad.
The sight that I saw would make anyone sad.

There sat Bill Shorten with a badge on, you guessed,
It was like a Rainbow and in big letters it said YES.

The silly goat is only after the votes,
His crew have caused problems with plenty of boats.

I went to the far end to see my gold stash,
Found different people some smoking the hash.

Once again disappointment reigned supreme,
Rainbow hijackers had stolen the dream.
 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #119 on: Sep 30, 2017, 08:45:27 PM »





Nuff Said!
 
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